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How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Are you a model? Do you have any portfolios?

I’ve done some modelling work, I do have a portfolio but it’s not been updated since last year.


do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you


*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.


[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday


"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids