--> Foetuspop
Foetuspop
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

Life Hack #842049

Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect