--> Foetuspop
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want


it’s a beautiful day to give me money

serving size: 4


all 4 me


Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up


my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague


*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

Life Hack #842049

Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect